feed me or else!

Note to self with regard to the care of magical swords: ALWAYS feed after user and before returning to its scabbard. If not, sword will take of the matter itself. And not always to your liking.

The blessed beast fell full force across my right foot. Hmmm. Masculine side of body. Sword = phailic =masculine energy. Quite nasty little bruise but fortunately, according to the xray, no bones broken.

Clearly one way to feed the blessed beast is to whack me so I release masculine energy. However, its unclear if both the yelp of pain and the nasty bruise are needed. I don't plan on running that experiment twice.

That sword has earned my absolute respect. Blessed be.

ArticlesAnnette Wagner